20 Most Pathetic Pickup Lines

Pick up lines are never the way to go when it comes to hooking up with women. But as far as even pick up lines go, these are just plain pathetic.

* “Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.”

* “Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?”

* “Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?”

* “Nice shoes, do you want to f*ck?”

* “I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down.”

* “Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!”

* “Hi, your outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.”

* “I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.”

* “Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.”

* “Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.”

* “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”

* “I looked up the word ‘beautiful’ in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.”

* “Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?”

* “Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!”

* “This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.”

* “I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”

* “Congratulations! You’ve been voted ‘Most Beautiful Girl In This Room’ and the grand prize is a night with me!”

* “Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.”

* “Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.”

* “Did heaven lose a couple of angels? ‘Cause I can see them bouncing around in your shirt!”

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